Monday, February 06, 2006

Another Mule Kicking In Your Stall

President Bush: Karl, tell me again why Cheney is down in Alabama speaking at a goddamn horse barn?

Karl Rove: Fundraising for the party.

President Bush: Why doesn’t Dick just write them a check? He’ll be swimming in Halliburton money by March of 2008.

Karl Rove: Well, it gets him out of the way for a little while.

President Bush: Karl, damn it, what is with this guy sitting behind Alberto that looks like an extra from a Nazi war movie. He just stares blankly and doesn’t blink. Get word over there and tell that guy to blink.

- Chris Mansel

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