Saturday, February 11, 2006

Yossarian’s 2006 Nervouse Breakdown

Yossarian: Mr. President you’ve got to stop this war in Iraq.

President Bush: Uh, I’m afraid I don’t see it that way, yasarin.

Yossarian: It’s Yossarian, but never mind that. There are people dying just to run cars. Jesus can’t you just walk for a bit?

Karl Rove: Would you have the President walk everywhere? It could be dangerous.

Yossarian: Yeah I guess it would, I mean having all those questions lobbed at you instead of roadside bombs in Iraq.

President Bush: We’re going to stay the course.

Yossarian: Stay the course? What is this Joseph Conrad? Stay the course up river where it’s certain death?

- Chris Mansel

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