Thursday, January 12, 2006

Alito el Exceptione

Supreme Court nominee Alito said today that he would keep an open mind on abortion then no sooner than he had said this his wife began sobbing uncontrollably remembering what the Judge had originally said to senate Republicans in their living room several months before.

Judge Alito: I will keep open legs to the question of abortion. (laughs)

The shocking, or the most shocking aspect of that evening was the appearance of Joe Biden humping the picture window slowly from outside in the rain.

- Chris Mansel

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