Thursday, June 16, 2005

Domestic Pathetic

President Bush: Karl, Jeb signed a state of alert down there with that Arlene storm. Everybody is going on about story about helping Africa, and no one has mentioned unemployment in a while now.

Karl Rove: You can be assured that Syria will keep attention off domestic issues for a while now.

President Bush: Yea, Karl and I get to meet with that porn chick. Dang, I wish Condi would make one. You think she’d be interested in one of them manage a trios?

Karl Rove: If she wants to be named Frist’s running mate she will.

- Chris Mansel

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