Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Andrew Card's resignation

The real reason for Andrew Card’s resignation is a complicated story. It involves a paternity lawsuit between Ken Mehlman and Ann Coulter, the fact that Andrew Card was having an affair with Ken Mehlman according to phone records. The ever controversial Ann Coulter’s sexuality can be tied to the 27th anniversary today of the incident at Three Mile Island. Karl Rove upon learning the truth headed back up to the situation room to watch online several webcams of the devastation in New Orleans while swilling a beer.

- Chris Mansel

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