Thursday, December 08, 2005

Washington/Texas shocker

In a shocking statement this week Barbara Bush revealed that she impregnated Ann Richards at the tender age of thirteen. Ann was inexpierenced and was overcome by the masculinity of the older Barbara. This announcement has sent the Washington press core into battle mode. It is said the President has become withdrawn and is focusing on the upcoming nuptials of his niece Noelle.

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