Sunday, December 11, 2005

Falafel: The Rise and Fall of the Boy King

Coming to a theater near you…the new film from director Peter Jackson

Falafel: The Rise and Fall of The Boy King

A film about a creature discovered on the fringes of tabloid television by an eccentric Australian billionaire and thrust into stardom by promoting the new Nazi rhetoric of neo-conservatism.

The film stars

Bill O’Reilly as Falafel,
Rupert Murdoch as the eccentric Australian Billionaire
Patricia Heaton as the falafel cook from the wrong side of the tracks
Ann Coulter as the gender confused Teamster
Bruce Willis as the investigating officer
Michele Malkin as the falafel dominatrix

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