Friday, October 14, 2005

Power Outage In Baghdad

Insurgents have knocked out the power in Baghdad. It is said that President Bush is preparing a statement that will blame the mayor and governor of Baghdad or it could be that Al Jazeera could be rewinding a tape. Wolf Blitzer it is said is infuriated that there has been no bloodshed to go along with the power outage. Karl Rove is on the phone with the insurgents and guarantying a time of reference for the outage so that President Bush will be sober enough to face the cameras. Karen Hughes is swing an anvil around the oval office and pumping herself up.

How much oil could an Iraqi use if an Iraqi could use oil?

- Chris Mansel

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