Chalk Marks In A Greasy Wind

Recently the President pounded his chest and demanded that he was the president! This must have been a rude awakening for Vice President Dick Cheney who immediately kicked off the maggot covered quilt from his legs and stomped across his personal office to the red line that connects him directly to the office of Karl Rove. They briefly exchanged words while the maggots made their way to an 8 by 10 glossy photo of Fred Dalton Thompson applying sun tan lotion to the bald head of the late Strom Thurmond.

- Chris Mansel